Quotes Yes, well this is where I keep all kinds of quotes of things that have been said and should be remebered. Quotes from the trip to France: "Why
doesn't that sound/look good?" "I
played with your snake" "Everything
that is said here after 23.00 doesn't leave this room" "I
will simply play with myself" "Are
you used to sit in that position?" |
"I
will shit on your head"
-Gev. Please
dont ask"
Me: "My
stomach hurts"
Alona: "Are you getting?"
Me: "Huh?"
Yulia: "Amir, explain to Tobias what we mean"
Amir: "She asks if youre getting your period"
Alona: "Very good, you dont have a hole in your knowledge"
Me: "And I dont have a hole at all, so leave me alone"
"Say
hi to the toilet from me"
-me to Yulia
when she went to the bathroom
"The
toilet says hi back"
-Yulia coming
back from the bathroom
"We
have a 'thing' with the bathroom"
-Me telling
Alona about me and Yulia. She still looked a bit confused though
"Hey,
can I borrow your snake?"
-Said several
times again and again by Motti. Talking about my cell phone.
"ENGLISH
PLEASE!"
-Inês,
getting annoyed when we talk hebrew to each other all the time.
"ENGLISH
PLEASE!"
- Me getting
annoyed by Severin, Alona and Yulia, talking Russian all the time.
"QU'EST-CE
QUE TU FAIS DANS LA CHAMBRE DES FILLES?? C'EST LA DEUXIÈME FOIS
QUE JE TE VOIS ICI!!!!"
-One of the
leaders. Said the last day.
"Qu'est-ce
que tu peux faire? M'envoyer á la maison? Je partirai aujourd'hui!"
-My response
Alona, to
the camera Yulia is holding, wearing a towel with bathing suit
underneath, it looks as if She's naked: "Well, at least I
did try to water ski. I know I fell, because I lost my balance,
and..."
Me, coming in to the picture wearing no shirt, laying my arm
around Alona: "Hey, Alona, what's up"
The other ones around: Hystericall laughter, followed by the
classic sentence: "Why doesnt that look good?"
"Pourqoui?
pourqoui? Je te dirai pourqoui! (running over to strangle Mariana)
C'EST POURQUOI! AOEUAEIIOEUAOIEAUE!!!!! (throwing oneself on the
wall)"
-Me, getting
crazy in class.
"Elak!
Jag ska slå dig!"
-Adi to our
teacher. Asked me for some Swedish sentences
Adi: "How
do you say I love you in Swedish?"
Me: "Jag hatar dig"
"Amir
will smoke a man's ass"
-Tomer, being
pretty tired
"Boobies,
boobies, boobies, boobies!"
-One of my
roommates which will remain unmentioned since it was said after
23.00
"My
hair is perfect!"
-Amir, being
pretty full of himself
(Amir asked me to change this to "Amir being realistic".
Well, Amir, you know what? I will! ...NOT!)
"Oh my
God! Youre so annoying!"
-Ginny to
Amir
Gev: "I
think we're getting all weird here just because of Maya"
Me, sniffing Maya's hand "mmmm... Mayahuana!"
More quotes will be added shortly