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Yes, well this is where I keep all kinds of quotes of things that have been said and should be remebered.

Quotes from the trip to France:

"Why doesn't that sound/look good?"
-Alona

"I played with your snake"
-Lior

"Everything that is said here after 23.00 doesn't leave this room"
-An agreement between me and my roommates

"I will simply play with myself"
-Yulia, talking about tennis

"Are you used to sit in that position?"
-Me asking Alona, concerned of her hanging out with drug addicts

"I will shit on your head"
-Gev. Please dont ask"

Me: "My stomach hurts"
Alona: "Are you getting?"
Me: "Huh?"
Yulia: "Amir, explain to Tobias what we mean"
Amir: "She asks if youre getting your period"
Alona: "Very good, you dont have a hole in your knowledge"
Me: "And I dont have a hole at all, so leave me alone"

"Say hi to the toilet from me"
-me to Yulia when she went to the bathroom

"The toilet says hi back"
-Yulia coming back from the bathroom

"We have a 'thing' with the bathroom"
-Me telling Alona about me and Yulia. She still looked a bit confused though

"Hey, can I borrow your snake?"
-Said several times again and again by Motti. Talking about my cell phone.

"ENGLISH PLEASE!"
-Inês, getting annoyed when we talk hebrew to each other all the time.

"ENGLISH PLEASE!"
- Me getting annoyed by Severin, Alona and Yulia, talking Russian all the time.

"QU'EST-CE QUE TU FAIS DANS LA CHAMBRE DES FILLES?? C'EST LA DEUXIÈME FOIS QUE JE TE VOIS ICI!!!!"
-One of the leaders. Said the last day.

"Qu'est-ce que tu peux faire? M'envoyer á la maison? Je partirai aujourd'hui!"
-My response

Alona, to the camera Yulia is holding, wearing a towel with bathing suit underneath, it looks as if She's naked: "Well, at least I did try to water ski. I know I fell, because I lost my balance, and..."
Me, coming in to the picture wearing no shirt, laying my arm around Alona: "Hey, Alona, what's up"
The other ones around: Hystericall laughter, followed by the classic sentence: "Why doesnt that look good?"

"Pourqoui? pourqoui? Je te dirai pourqoui! (running over to strangle Mariana) C'EST POURQUOI! AOEUAEIIOEUAOIEAUE!!!!! (throwing oneself on the wall)"
-Me, getting crazy in class.

"Elak! Jag ska slå dig!"
-Adi to our teacher. Asked me for some Swedish sentences

Adi: "How do you say I love you in Swedish?"
Me: "Jag hatar dig"

"Amir will smoke a man's ass"
-Tomer, being pretty tired

"Boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies!"
-One of my roommates which will remain unmentioned since it was said after 23.00

"My hair is perfect!"
-Amir, being pretty full of himself
(Amir asked me to change this to "Amir being realistic". Well, Amir, you know what? I will! ...NOT!)

"Oh my God! Youre so annoying!"
-Ginny to Amir

Gev: "I think we're getting all weird here just because of Maya"
Me, sniffing Maya's hand "mmmm... Mayahuana!"

 

More quotes will be added shortly